As told by Gaemon Swallows.
My dear sweet Umberllee,
I write this soliloquy as I think of thee
After picking off pixies, we purveyed the praying perch
Scratching off a rune we gave the site a search
The base beheld a brand, the Black hand of lord Bane
Kuda cleansed sigil from stone, to cease this false gods claim
Onward we traveled, Timothy trailing tidings of thieves
We stumbled upon wicked smell of death amongst trees
Making our approach, Kuda found a corpse flower
I think that he smokes it to create his odd star power
As Kuda culled cuttings, the Cordia came to be a carnivorous cabbage
Seeping smells sheepened the stomachs of Sprea and I most savage
The vile vegetation vomited vicious victimized ventures of yore
Gaesik’s gaze glazed, grimly launching eldritch blast, as we’ve seen before
Preston’s fingers flew fabulous flames frying fatally our foes, smoking from the tips
Rolfs poniard projectile pierced plant on point ,thrown from the hips
Timothy swam slime in stream, shooting safely from shore
Taking one for the team as a Navy Seal Otter, adorbe
With the war almost won Gaesick wove his wacky wand for wauggery
And by perchance poofed the prized plant from the plotted perch, Buggery
Lost in soaked swamp Sprea soared to the skys
Spotting smoke from a campfire we surmised
Upon careful approach Timothy and team A made new friends
Though still skeptical team B hung back round the bends
Brother Paul seemed…. to nice, and offly fond of a frog
Seemed possibly their minds might be lost in a fog
Braun, Alitta and Lexi add, make for a marry ol band
Against better judgement we all walk up and join clan
After an arm wrestle, a dinner, and slight exchange of tales
We made up our camp and our group plans to set sail
Timothy forgetting his supplies, with mischievous intent
Decided to stay with Brother Paul in his tent
I don’t claim to know much about this wild land
But staying with him seems a terrible plan
As I write, as I fight, cleansing your world of foul blight in name of the
Bless me, in your way, that I can bring your chaos to the fray my sweet Umberllee